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10.06.2025 13:35
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No, not a chance
Scientists develop 'mosquito STD' to combat malaria - Phys.org
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
How do women feel when they are in love?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why don't we hear our own snoring?
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Newspaper headlines: Britain 'battle ready' and 'new Maddie search' - BBC
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Man charged in shooting outside Wayzata High School graduation - kare11.com
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Job openings rise in middle of trade wars, but businesses are slower to hire - MarketWatch
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Why do many women like tall men?
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes